Dirty, skanky and slaggy single mum or gran, please! - Birmingham

I think the subject line covers it, don't you? :)

Dirty, skanky, slaggy and depraved single mum or gran with a certifiably long, messy, complicated and early sexual history who is looking for genuine adult fun with no limits. Only genuine, reliable, friendly, engaging and willing to share your personal stories with mine and tell the truth when doing so. No timewasters, no bull. I promise you that I won't waste yours and that you can be as offensive with me as you want in all sorts of ways.

In the interests of full disclosure, I must tell you that Bob Box is a pseudonym and the pic (of Daniel Levy) is the one which most closely resembles my personal features. When we are both comfortable with each other to get to the next stage, I'll give you my real first name and my real pic.

Although I live in London, I'll happily travel for the right woman and should we ever meet after all that, it will only ever be in a public place. That's as much for my personal protection as it is for yours; so if you are (or were) thinking about bringing along a 'welcoming committee' just for the lolz, I'm afraid you've picked the wrong man.

PS: Rather predictably, most of the replies I've had so far have been from men. I think my advert is pretty clear about what I want - where in it do I say that I want to speak to men? Yes, that's right: NOWHERE. Any emails I get from men will be ignored and sent straight to my trash bin. Now kindly fuck off!

Bye. xx